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If something rocks it fucking rocks!
-The Defense of the “NU” Headbangers Ball!

by Matthew Hoffman
Staff Writer

The modern version of the “Headbanger’s Ball” plays what is popular among today’s younger, more basic metal fans. This article shall fight for those genres, and ultimately defend MTV as much as it hurts me to do so.

First, it serves no purpose to rip down newer genres of metal just because they are different. Derric Miller hates “nu metal” and “hardcore” and all the bands that play in those genres. That’s where we differ. While I am an old fart like him, well into my thirties, I have a love for ‘80s metal but also realize there are several good bands in these new types of metal as well. Detractors hate the screaming lyrics and say it’s not music, but that’s what my Ted Nugent lovin’ big brother used to say about my Slayer albums when I was a teenager! We had amazing vocalists Geoff Tate, David Coverdale and James Labrie; kids today have Brian Fair, James Jasta and Randall Blythe. And that’s cool, times change.

Miller wants to see videos from Danger Danger, Warrant and Vixen, but those days are over. Haters need to listen to Shadows Fall’s War Within and hear the great vocals besides the screaming that Brian Fair brings, or watch the genius of Lamb Of God’s Blythe when he takes over the whole God Damn show with his dominant stage performance. When you dismiss the entire song or video because of the screams, you miss out on all the rest of the songs majesty.

A great example of this phenomenon is Children Of Bodom, where if you switch the channel you may miss the spectacular Alexi Laiho on guitar. Miller makes the argument that if you hate one of the bands that use death vocals you hate them all, and I say why does it have to be that way? Why not discern the good from the bad? As far as the screaming lyrics, they are here to stay, so compare one vocalist to another — don’t just trash the entire genre.

Are there poser-faggot-pieces of shit bands in these two genres? Fuck yeah. Mudvayne and Slipknot are prime examples, but don’t paint with a broad brush. Just fuck Mudvayne and Slipknot and search for better bands. Another couple newer bands, As I Lay Dying, Lamb of God and Shadows Fall include heavy riffing, beautiful melodies plus an occasional solo to please the guitar heads out there. And SF’s Jon Donais is as good as any player in the world not just his genre. His solo work on “Inspiration by Demand” and “Stillness” are Marty Friedman ‘esque.

Kids nowadays release their anger through mosh pits at these bands live shows, and by listening to their favorite CDs the same way I did at Testament or Dio concerts or when jamming the new Master Of Puppets cassette on the way to summer school after 9th grade. I actually feel sorry for people that refuse to change with time, because they miss out on all sorts of good shit, like Gizmachi’s melodies on “The Answer,” Cradle Of Filth’s sick lyrics on “Nymphetamine (Overdose)” or Trivium’s dueling guitar solos on “Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr,” three solid newer metal songs. I remember people didn’t like Phil Anselmo of Pantera’s screams or the terribly slow riffs of Diamond Darrell (Yeah that was his nickname then, before Dimebag!) when Vulgar Display of Power came out, especially on “Walk.” Well, that song is damn near in the Metal Hall Of Fame now, and Dime (Bless His Soul) is considered a pioneer for his unique slower riffs and lead passages.

Times change. Nowadays, Hardcore Bands like Hatebreed and Terror kick ass, because they are bands that bring wild crazy enthusiastic to metal just like Suicidal Tendencies or Pantera did 15-20 years ago when I was first getting into it. Plus, these kids know every word of every Testament and Metallica (‘80s releases), Megadeth and Slayer and have mad respect for our days metal. Shouldn’t we show them just as much love? Sure there are no solos on Hatebreeds’ Rise Of Brutality album as Hardcore is stripped down metal, but the amount of goosebumps I get when hearing “Live For This” are equivalent to the first time I heard ST’s “Join The Army” because it kicks every inch of my ass, every single fucking time I hear it!

There are so many killer bands around, like Killswitch Engage, Following Caligula or American Headcharge that there is not enough time in one month to sample them all.

Miller speaks of what it was like to discover new bands on the old Ball, but what does he call all this new talent shown on the new Headbangers Ball? Helooooo (Seinfeld Reference) open your ears for Christ’s sake. He then switches sides and asks why they aren’t showing classic metal bands latest releases. Which one do you want Derric, pick a side damn it. The show gives the newer bands an amazing stage to shine on; if you want a walk down the memory lane of classic metal watch Metal Mania on VH1 Classic. While I love some of the old bands new stuff (Priest, Overkill, Exodus) this show is not meant for reminiscing. I watched metal videos on Yahoo Videos for over an hour today and the only classic metal they showed was Judas Priest “Revolution” but several of the younger bands had awesome videos showcased such as Breaking Benjamin, Trivium and LOG.

Plus, the negative view here is much easier to take but dead wrong, as the program has a limited amount of time and does well to showcase the young talented bangers of 21st Century Metal. Shit, I am happy in this American Idol, Reality TV, No radio station exposure, Bullshit world we live in, to get 120 minutes a week of metal. It’s actually a fucking miracle. So get the stick out of your Jamey of Hatebreed-hating ass, and sit back and learn a little something my brother … BECAUSE … Every Drop of blood every bitter tear, every bead of sweat …I LIVE FOR THIS!!

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Previous Editorials:

If something rocks it fucking rocks! -The Defense of the “NU” Headbangers Ball! by Matthew Hoffman
The Ball is Back! And it Sucks by Derric Miller
The Faulty Top 100 by John Kindred

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