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The Faulty Top 100
By John Kindred
Managing Editor & Webmaster for Hardrock Haven

In the last couple years, the staff at Guitar World Magazine have "blessed us" with their witty opinion on who is the greatest guitarists of all time. In a 2003 issue they gave us a list of the all time greatest guitarists through the realm of music. Reading the article at that time, I had my doubts about quite a few of their nominations. Their March 2004 issue of Guitar World magazine narrowed the playing field to a list of the 100 greatest heavy metal guitarists as selected by the magazine's staff. So let's have a look:

Guitar World 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists Of All Time:

01. Tony Iommi (BLACK SABBATH)
02. Kirk Hammett & James Hetfield (METALLICA)
03. Angus & Malcolm Young (AC/DC)
04. Randy Rhoads (OZZY OSBOURNE)
05. Eddie Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
06. Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN)
07. Dimebag Darrell (PANTERA, DAMAGEPLAN)
08. Zakk Wylde (OZZY OSBOURNE, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY)
09. Adam Jones (TOOL)
10. Kerry King & Jeff Hanneman (SLAYER)
11. Dave Murray & Adrian Smith (IRON MAIDEN)
12. Jimi Hendrix
13. Glen Tipton & K.K. Downing (JUDAS PRIEST)
14. Ace Frehley & Paul Stanley (KISS)
15. Slash (GUNS N' ROSES)
16. Ritchie Blackmore (DEEP PURPLE, RAINBOW)
17. Yngwie Malmsteen
18. Joe Perry & Brad Whitford (AEROSMITH)
19. Dave Mustaine & Marty Friedman (MEGADETH)
20. Chuck Schuldiner (DEATH)
21. Brian May (QUEEN)
22. Michael Schenker (MSG, UFO)
23. Nigel Tufnel (SPINAL TAP)
24. Jeff Beck
25. Tom Morello (RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE)
26. Head & Munky (KORN)
27. John Petrucci (DREAM THEATER)
28. Kim Thayil (SOUNDGARDEN)
29. Vivian Campbell (DEF LEPPARD)
30. Daron Malakian (SYSTEM OF A DOWN)
31. Scott Ian (ANTHRAX)
32. Tom G. Warrior (CELTIC FROST)
33. Chris Degarmo & Michael Wilton (QUEENSRŸCHE)
34. C.C. Deville
35. Marten Hagström & Fredrik Thorndendal (MESHUGGAH)
36. Alex Lifeson (RUSH)
37. Paul Gilbert (MR. BIG, RACER X)
38. Jerry Cantrell (ALICE IN CHAINS)
39. Mantas (VENOM)
40. Jason Becker (DAVE LEE ROTH)
41. Phil Collen & Steve Clarke (DEF LEPPARD)
42. Mikael Åkerfeldt & Peter Lindgren (OPETH)
43. Fast Eddie Clarke (MOTÖRHEAD)
44. Nuno Bettencourt (EXTREME)
45. Warren DeMartini (RATT)
46. Mick Mars (MÖTLEY CRÜE)
47. George Lynch (DOKKEN)
48. Ted Nugent
49. Jake E. Lee (OZZY OSBOURNE, BADLANDS)
50. Rudolf Schenker & Uli John Roth (SCORPIONS)
51. Oystein "Euronymous" Aarseth (MAYHEM)
52. Scott Gorham & Brian Robertson (THIN LIZZY)
53. Steve Vai (DAVE LEE ROTH)
54. Reb Beach (WINGER, DOKKEN)
55. Trey Azagthoth (MORBID ANGEL)
56. John Sykes (THIN LIZZY, BLUE MURDER)
57. Hank Shermann & Michael Denner (MERCYFUL FATE)
58. Richie Sambora (BON JOVI)
59. Jon Donais & Matt Backhand (SHADOWS FALL)
60. Stephen Carpenter (DEFTONES)
61. Alex Skolnick & Eric Peterson (TESTAMENT)
62. Brian Tatler (DIAMOND HEAD)
63. John Christ (DANZIG)
64. Scott "Wino" Weinrich (THE OBSESSED)
65. Pepper Keenan & Woody Weatherman (C.O.C.)
66. Tommy Victor (PRONG)
67. Leslie West (MOUNTAIN)
68. Vernon Reid (LIVING COLOUR)
69. Glen Buxton & Michael Bruce (ALICE COOPER)
70. Bjorn Gelotte & Jesper Stromblad (IN FLAMES)
71. Jim Matheos (FATES WARNING)
72. Gary Holt & Rick Hunolt (EXODUS)
73. Donald Buck Dharma Roeser (BLUE ÖYSTER CULT)
74. Michael Amott (ARCH ENEMY)
75. Robert Fripp (KING CRIMSON)
76. Andre Olbrich (BLIND GUARDIAN)
77. Joe Satriani
78. Frank Hannon & Tommy Skeoch (TESLA)
79. Ty Tabor (KING'S X)
80. Mark Morton & Will Adler (LAMB OF GOD)
81. Dino Cazares (FEAR FACTORY)
82. Pete Townshend (THE WHO)
83. Jon Schaffer (ICED EARTH)
84. Timo Tolkki (STRATOVARIUS)
85. Neil Young
86. Abbath Doom Occulta (IMMORTAL)
87. Kai Hansen (GAMMA RAY)
88. Uffe Cederlund & Alex Hellid (ENTOMBED)
89. Leigh Stephens (BLUE CHEER)
90. Jim Martin (FAITH NO MORE)
91. Michael Romeo (SYMPHONY X)
92. Bill Steer (CARCASS)
93. Piggy (VOIVOD)
94. Tony Bourge (BUDGIE)
95. Sammy Hagar (VAN HALEN)
96. Alexi Laiho (CHILDREN OF BODOM)
97. Akira Takasaki (LOUDNESS)
98. Michael Angelo
99. John Kay & Michael Monarh (STEPPENWOLF)
100. Nick Bowcott (GRIM REAPER)

The selections in yellow, to me, are questionable to say the least. Instantly their validity for making a top 100 list went down a notch. C.C. Deville making the list is absurd. To have him rank higher than monster guitarists such as No. 37 Paul Gilbert (MR. BIG, RACER X), No. 47 George Lynch (DOKKEN), No. 49 Jake E. Lee (OZZY OSBOURNE, BADLANDS), No. 53 Steve Vai (DAVE LEE ROTH), No. 56 John Sykes (THIN LIZZY, BLUE MURDER), No. 77 Joe Satriani and No. 78 Frank Hannon & Tommy Skeoch (TESLA). I could go on ... C.C. Deville brought nothing new or original to heavy metal; his band Poison (where Bret Michaels is the heart and soul) made the best decision ever when they removed C.C. from the band and brought in Blues Saraneno (check out Poison's "Crack A Smile"). The comparison between the two is like night and day.

The next and most obvious setback is the inclusion of Spinal Tap's fictional guitarist Nigel Tufnel. A movie-created icon with no validity as a real musician, and besides, the soundtrack to Spinal Tap only played on one other CD, Spinal Tap's "Break Like The Wind."

The final yellow is Nick Bowcott of Grim Reaper. He might have been the best guitarist ever, if you could get through listening and laughing at "See You In Hell," to even listen to his playing. We'll never know because I'm still laughing!

Next, there is a fine line between heavy metal, hard rock and progressive rock music. Falling into the hard rock and progressive rock categories (highlighted in green in the Guitar World Top 100) are such artists as No. 6 Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN), No. 12 Jimi Hendrix, No. 16 Ritchie Blackmore (DEEP PURPLE, RAINBOW), No. 18 Joe Perry & Brad Whitford (AEROSMITH), No. 21 Brian May (QUEEN), No. 24 Jeff Beck, No. 36 Alex Lifeson (RUSH), No. 48 Ted Nugent, No. 52 Scott Gorham & Brian Robertson (THIN LIZZY), No. 67 Leslie West (MOUNTAIN), No. 69 Glen Buxton & Michael Bruce (ALICE COOPER), No. 73 Donald Buck Dharma Roeser (BLUE ÖYSTER CULT), No. 82 Pete Townshend (THE WHO) and No. 85 Neil Young. Although each guitarist listed here has influenced the "heavy metal" community, it is not a fair assessment to pigeonhole them on a top 100 "heavy metal" list. When did Neil Young break into "heavy metal?"

Finally, I believe you have to seperate the eras when each guitarist made his impact on music. That will lead to the top 100 "heavy metal" guitarist of all time.

Here's my top 10 all-time "heavy metal" guitarist based upon their contribution to the genre ...

01. Jimi Hendrix
02. Eddie Van Halen
03. Rhandy Rhoads
04. Jimmy Page
05. Ritchie Blackmore
06. Joe Satriani
07. Brian May
08. Tony Iommi
09. Yngwie J. Malmsteen
10. Micheal Schenker

In my opinion, these guitarists sent there peers back to the woodshed to rehone their abilities. One might wonder why Uli Jon Roth, James Byrd and Ronni le Tekro, to name a brief few, didn't even make the list.

Here's is a list of my personal top 10 guitarists of all-time:

01. Micheal Schenker
02. Ronni le Tekro
03. George Lynch
04. Randy Rhoads
05. John Sykes
06. Jake E. Lee
07. Yngwie J. Malmsteen
08. Doug Aldrich
09. James Byrd
10. Joe Satriani

There are guitarists not on this list who should be, and there are guitarist on this list that really never brought anything new to the table as far as their playing goes. A new generation sees things differently than the generations that preceeded them. The inspiration for each new promising guitar player is rooted firmly in the past. The way has been set before them, and it is up to them to find their own voice among all the cliche and rehashed riffs that have come before them ...

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Disclaimer: These views are of the authors and may not reflect the views of all Hardrock Haven staff members.


Readers Respond:

9/14/04

"Very interesting list, however leaving Frank Marino off the list is a crime, I have seen 21 of the players listed, most of the shows were incredible, a few were poor (Blackmore, I also saw a bad night for Sabbath in 73' ), I will see Schenker and Uli this weekend, but I will tell you that that the two greatest shows I have ever seen were by Frank Marino and Mahogany Rush around 78'. Satriani,a technical genious, has been good, and Schenker mind boggling within his genre, but Marino created his own universe. Thanks for Putting the web site up--BB PS Where is Travers and Trower? Trower on the Bridge of Sighs tour was essentially a blues/trip/metal guitarist.He was twice as loud as Mountain and Leslie West- a bone crushing Srat attack in those days, many forget that he filled football stadiums by hiself." -- TWOBEK


7/12/04

"I'll would put michael angelo batio like first or second, paul gilbert also." -- Tidus

2/25/04

"I like your list much better than Guitar Magazines. I think however that you should have Eddie Van Halen in your top ten. Your #1 is an excellent choice! Any word on Mr. Shenker? I heard he was joining the Scorpions again. What's the deal?" -- Arive


2/13/04

"Thanks, John.

That is true; we have bands like Magnitude 9 (feat. Rob Johnson), Symphony X (feat. Michael Romeo), Reign Of Terror (feat. Joe Stump & Michael Vescera), all of whom I've spoken with by phone or in person (I'm a guitarist as well---Tekrø-influenced:) ), & all talk of no attention here, playing to crowds of 500 or less, then going to Europe to play to 1000-5000, then to Japan to play to 5000-10,000. But labels & the record industry pay some attention to those markets. The labels in the US are into controlling and pushing fads...or looking for the next American Idol.

Again, I enjoyed your article. Great to see others who recognize the problem; the "guitar" magazines are oblivious...or just pandering to popularity.
"

Best regards,
Dennis


2/13/04

"I was just surfing the internet & ran across your site. I LOVE your article on the Top Ten Heavy Metal Guitarists. The VERY first thing that bothered me when I opened the pages of the VERY "American" magazine was the absence of friend & biggest influence.........Ronni LeTekr. Especially since they DID crack the Top 200 Billboard in the 80's & their video for "Everyone's A Star" was an MTV darling for about 1 or 2 weeks in the summer of '88 (played almost every couple hours day & night). What's even MORE absurd is that Tekr & TNT didn't make the Where Are They Now? list in another top US guitar magazine in the last month, & that in lieu of their new & possibly BIGGEST release ever at the end of this month (in Japan) & early in March (Europe), with US soon to follow via Tony Harnell's label, Crush. "My Religion" is THE strongest TNT material since their heyday of "Tell No Tales" & "Intuition", with the band really rediscovering their identity & combining EVERYTHING they've ever done into a very DEFINITIVE TNT sound.

How absurd to see C.C. Deville, Nigel Tufnel, & Neil Young topping an HM/HR guitar heroes list?! Uli Jon Roth, (early) Gary Moore, John Norum, Chris Impelliterri, Tony MacAlpine, Vinnie Moore, David Chastain, & the like could easily have replaced many of the less worthy names on that satirical list. They were the guitar heroes of the age.

Even more sad is the fact that the age of guitar virtuosity & high quality hr/hm is still going VERY STRONG in the rest of the civilized world. Like the metric system, the US doesn't embrace it, rather bowing to the marketing whims of the corporate music system, which constantly bombards us with pop, hip hop, techno, rap, boy bands, girl bands, coffeehouse folk-pop, alterna-pop, nu metal, etc.

The REAL guitar mag is Young Guitar out of Japan; a magazine where you can still open the pages & find scores & lessons (& even interviews) with TNT/Tekr, Harem Scarem, Sykes, Norum, & a plethora of selections from an entire NEW generation of Euro rock/metal that exists independant of America's fickle market."


Sk l (Cheers--Norwegian),
Dennis (Massachussetts)


2/2/04

"Hit the nail on the head about Saraceno and Deville...Blues smokes anything that CC ever put out." -- Yvonne Varneau


2/2/04

"Hi man , it's Cyril , I'm just watching your list, I think some guitar players Such as Michael Romeo must be in the top of place, as Malmsteen , anyways I'm ok with you for 90 % about the list ." -- take care bro cyril

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The Faulty Top 100 by John Kindred

Disclaimer: These views are of the authors and may not reflect the views of all Hardrock Haven staff members.